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New CYYZ Assistant Hub Captain - Welcome Bruce Wood
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Author:  DS [ Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:29 pm ]
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IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Toronto hub of Canadian Virtual Airlines - the largest, most fluent at grammar and spelling, and venerated by VA's the world over as the "best hub ever" - is pleased to announce that Bruce Wood (CVA700) has been appointed Assistant Hub Captain (Executive in Charge of G, T & C) (garbage, toilets, and colostomy bags).

Bill Haystead, Toronto Hub Captain, spoke to the media from his "winter retreat" at Capreol, Ontario: "We are thrilled to have Bruce on board. He brings a wealth of knowledge, experience, and a big bag of gloves. They're really going to come in handy cleaning up the mess that Craig left in the bathroom, and around the hub office."

Daryl Shuttleworth, President of CVA (and variously known as "fool" "idjit" and "brown-noser"), will stay on in the interim as a Temporary Assistant. "I hope Bill will find another permanent assistant soon. My back is killing me from piggy-backing him to the toilet. Especially on the trips to and from the Legion."

CVA welcomes Bruce to the management of the Toronto Hub. Thanks Bruce.

Author:  71-1091752782 [ Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:32 pm ]
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"fluent at grammar and spelling" ???

Oh MY! :p

Besides, Toronto sucks, ya LOOZER!

Cheers!

Gary :cool:

Author:  108-1105225472 [ Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:09 am ]
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a very well done gary!! for becoming assistant hub captain i am shore to say you will be a great asset to the company GOOD LUCK

sam
logisticflyboy

Author:  71-1091752782 [ Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:12 am ]
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Huh?

Author:  Bill Haystead [ Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:40 pm ]
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Gary: When the boys come and start to cart your desk over to the NCOs mess, then you'll know you've been recruited. LOL

Cheers Bill
YYZ Hub Guy

Author:  CVA700 [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:52 am ]
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Thanks Daryl....I am happy to be aboard.

Bruce

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